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【键盘侠】勇士首发皆新面孔|菜鸡指数堪比“巅峰期”山猫

[Slater] Warriors starters tonight vs Hornets: Ky Bowman, Jordan Poole, Glenn Robinson, Eric Paschall, Willie Cauley-Stein.

勇士今天主场迎战黄蜂,他们派出的首发为凯-鲍曼、乔丹-普尔、格伦-罗宾逊、埃里克-帕斯卡尔和考利-斯坦,其中三人为新秀。

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[–]Warriors RimRunningRagged 3002 指標 3小時前

undrafted rookie

rookie

min contract

rookie

min contract

勇士球迷:落选秀、新秀、底薪合同、新秀、底薪合同

[–]Warriors by_yes_i_mean_no 36 指標 3小時前

Not to mention, Poole was the 28th pick and Paschall was the 41st pick.

勇士球迷:普尔是28号秀,帕斯卡尔41号秀,这都没提呢

[–]nba4lifeee 140 指標 3小時前

that team MIGHT make it to the playoffs in the G-league lol

这支球队或许能打进发展联盟总决赛,哈哈哈

[–]Hornets mauszx 13 指標 2小時前

I didn't know WCS was min contract... Man that guy played good basketball last year.

黄蜂球迷:原来考利斯坦拿的是底薪……这哥们儿上赛季打得蛮好啊

[–]tefunka[S] 2671 指標 3小時前

Combined salary of starters is $7M

这套首发薪资加起来才700万

[–][WAS] Kelly Oubre kanyes_god_complex 40 指標 2小時前

Honestly when was the last year that this would’ve been a lot? 1976?

奇才球迷:说真的,上次咱们觉得这笔钱很多是啥时候?1976年?

[–]NBA roselotus88 54 指標 2小時前

Nah early 90s a million was still a lot. Wasn’t until the tech boom in late 90s to now that people started becoming disgustingly wealthy

不啊,90年代早期一百万还是很多的。到了90年代末期科技爆发之后,球员们才开始富得流油。

[–]Warriors NoJumprr 22 指標 1小時前

Every 5 seconds bill gates earned $1,250

勇士球迷:比尔-盖茨每五秒就能赚1250美金

[–]Hakeem Olajuwon AJMorgan 20 指標 1小時前

Bill Gates earns about as much in a minute as I do in a year.

Why do I even bother?

火箭球迷:盖茨一分钟赚的钱都赶上我一年了。我操这心干啥啊

[–]Warriors shishkebob83 694 指標 3小時前

Scary Terry gets paid more than our entire active roster tonight, if we assume this means dlo is out.

勇士球迷:不算拉塞尔的话,恐怖特里(罗齐尔)的工资比我们今晚能出场的这一套阵容加起来还多。

[–]Spurs yamaha2k11 101 指標 1小時前

He's hurt too? What the fuck is going on in that new arena?

马刺球迷:拉塞尔也伤了吗?勇士这新场馆是特么咋回事啊?

[–]dirkdigglered 87 指標 1小時前

Built on an indian burial ground

毕竟这地儿原来是印地安古坟场。

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[–]throwawayyy1234569 327 指標 3小時前

This is legit the worst lineup in modern NBA history lmao

这真算得上是现代NBA最菜的阵容了,哈哈哈哈

[–]76ers MilkCarton78 68 指標 2小時前

The Warriors should be fined by the league for putting out a lineup of this caliber

76人球迷:联盟应该对勇士进行罚款,谁让他们用这种水准的首发的

[–]Jjjjooood89 1700 指標 3小時前

That’s must miss television

这场直播必须不看啊

[–]Warriors WSJinfiltrate 82 指標 3小時前

you dont need to shame me. I already have to watch this game, that's enough suffering.

勇士球迷:你也没必要羞辱我。我必须得看啊,这可够我受的。

[–]Lakers Pardonme23 67 指標 2小時前

I watched Robert Sacre and Ryan Kelly and Tarik Black as starters. I have no pity for you.

湖人球迷:我还看过我湖萨克雷、凯利和布莱克那套首发呢,你们这才哪跟哪

[–]NBA D0minican 14 指標 2小時前

Jordan hill

还有乔丹-希尔

[–]Kings KingsBallSac 247 指標 3小時前

LMFAO the rich people who paid $$$$ for those luxury boxes to end up watching this line up.

国王球迷:哈哈哈哈,那些花了大价钱买包厢票的有钱人只能看勇士这种首发打球。

[–]Cardinal Roark 162 指標 2小時前

Yeah, but will they even know?

对啊,可是你觉得他们发现得了吗

[–]mhfkh 47 指標 2小時前

Call up Jeremy Lin from Beijing and you will get 3x the viewers overnight.

Unironically. Seriously what do y'all have to lose at this point?

把林书豪从北京请回来吧,那勇士的收视率一夜间就能翻三倍。

讲真,勇士都到这份上了,还有啥豁不出去的呢?

[–]Warriors ehhhwutsupdoc 26 指標 1小時前

A lot of people are forgetting Warriors are hardcapped this season so even though significantly better/veteran players are available, we can't.

勇士球迷:很多人都忘了,我勇这赛季工资帽是严重超出的,所以即便有厉害的老将进入市面,我们也无能为力了。

[–][MIA] Chris Bosh KXE5 1578 指標 3小時前*

I swear even the 10-72 Sixers had better starting lineups than this

热火球迷:我发誓,甚至是当年那支10胜72负的76人的首发也比勇士强

[–]Clippers billcosbyfanpage 31 指標 3小時前

They were. Atleast they had an actual NBA player on their roster

快船球迷:那还真是。至少那支76人当时阵中还有一名合格的NBA球员。

[–]76ers Freak_Fest 812 指標 3小時前

Covington and Noel were better than any of these guys

76人球迷:当年的考文顿和诺埃尔比现在这支勇士里的任何人都厉害。

[–]76ers iH8Celtics 28 指標 2小時前

I don't care what anyone says, Tony Wroten could've been an all-star

76人球迷:管你们说啥,托尼-罗腾应该进全明星的

[–]Heats urgeyou123 1504 指標 3小時前

That's prime Bobcats level trash

热火球迷:勇士这套首发的菜鸡程度堪比巅峰山猫。

[–]DrinkGinAndKerosene 20 指標 2小時前

this legit had me burst out a laugh lmao

你真把爷逗笑了

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic TrumpsTwitterIntern 91 指標 2小時前

You apologize to emeka okafor right now

掘金球迷:马上给埃梅卡-奥卡福道歉

[–]Hornets nojeanshere 463 指標 3小時前*

Nah we at least had Diaw, Henderson and Maggette. Not to mention Okafor, Big Al, Felton and Wallace

黄蜂球迷:我们当初至少还有迪奥、亨德森和马盖蒂。更别提奥卡福、杰弗森、菲尔顿和华莱士了。

[–]EarlCampbellsThighs 666 指標 3小時前

Top tier Summer league roster

勇士这明明是顶级的夏联阵容

[–]sriracha82 309 指標 3小時前

This WAS the summer league team lol with Evans, except he’s injured too

配上埃文斯,还真就是勇士的夏联阵容,只是如今埃文斯受伤了

[–]Raptors sop1232 924 指標 3小時前

If Charlotte loses this one then they need to relocate the team to Seattle, cancel Rozier's contract and exile MJ to Cuba.

猛龙球迷:要是黄蜂输给了这支勇士,那他们必须要搬到西雅图去,和罗齐尔解约,把乔丹流放到古巴去

[–][CHA] Kemba Walker al-dogs 314 指標 4小時前

It's like when the kid who used to bully you got sick ... Idk where this is going I just want to beat the fucking Warriors

黄蜂球迷:这感觉就像是那个老欺负你的人生病了……不知道最后会怎样,我就是想干特么的勇士。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry sarcassity 32 指標 2小時前

Well, this is your chance

勇士球迷:行吧,你们的机会到了

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Super-Saiyan-Singh 11 指標 1小時前

And they’re currently blowing that chance.

勇士球迷:他们差点浪没了。

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[–]Warriors liesandperfidy 243 指標 3小時前

six games ago the starting lineup was steph curry, klay thompson, andre iguodala, kevin durant, and draymond green

勇士球迷:六场比赛之前,勇士的首发还是库里、克莱、一哥、杜兰特和追梦。

[–][HOU] Steve Francis Dust2chicken 32 指標 3小時前

The 1999 Bulls scored only 49 points in a game against the Heat less than a year after winning a Championship

火箭球迷:98/99赛季的公牛在对热火的比赛里还只得了49分呢,此时距离他们夺冠还不到一年

[–]Warriors 0hootsson 16 指標 3小時前

There’s a legitimate chance that we win fewer games this season than we won in the playoffs last year (14)

勇士球迷:我们这赛季的赢球场次还真可能不如上赛季季后赛的胜场(14场)

[–]Warriors DiFraggiPrutto 11 指標 1小時前

I’ve been a Dubs fan from well before the 2014 era but only joined Reddit a year ago. I was worried to add a flair and risk being labeled a bandwagon fan! On the bright side, now I can unapologetically add my Warriors flair and wait for the second coming of the dynasty!

勇士球迷:我在2014年之前就是勇蜜了,可是直到一年前才加入专区。给自己加了个队标之后,我还担心被人说是冠军蜜呢!现在来看的话,我可以心安理得的加上勇士队标,然后等着王朝的复苏!

[–]Mavericks MattheaHoliday 8 指標 3小時前

The Warriors are about to show everyone how tanking is done! They have started earlier than any team ever and they are doing it better than any team ever! NBA's ultimate champions of tanking are about to seize the throne!

独行侠球迷:勇士要教大家如何摆烂了!他们的摆烂比以前任何球队都来得更早,而且烂得更到位!NBA终极摆烂之王即将加冕!

[–]MrDee97 48 指標 4小時前

Is this the earliest a team has tanked?

勇士这算不算是史上最早开始摆烂的球队?

[–]Raptors xhantari 75 指標 3小時前

Honestly, is it tanking? What choice do they have right now?

猛龙球迷:讲真,勇士这是故意摆烂吗?他们现在还有得选吗?

[–]Warriors rya11111 46 指標 2小時前

lol this isnt tanking. Its not like the organization aimed to lose games at the start of the season. Just bad luck

勇士球迷:哈哈哈,真不是。我们赛季初的目标真不是冲着输球去的,纯粹运气差。

[–]TouchOfA_ 27 指標 3小時前

Serious question, is this the only starting 5 that wouldn’t be guaranteed to win an NCAA title?

严肃说,是不是只有这一套NBA首发阵容到了NCAA不能保证夺冠?

[–]Celtics sevenfivesevensix 20 指標 2小時前

Nah, Bowman and Poole we’re both top tier college players and WCS would be a force if he was back in college e

凯尔特人球迷:不是,鲍曼和普尔之前可都是顶级的大学球员,而且考利斯坦要是回到了大学也是很猛的。

[–]TouchOfA_ 15 指標 2小時前

As a Michigan fan, I can tell you Poole wasn’t POTY level and was a streaky shooter and average defender. GS drafted him mainly for his shot making potential. Can’t say I know much about Bowman, but Paschall seems like he’d dominate in college. I guess this team would probably be a 1 seed but I wouldn’t think they were unbeatable in the tournament.

作为一个密歇根球迷,我告诉,普尔以前就不是年度最佳级别的那种球员,投篮看天,防守一般。勇士选中他主要是冲他制造机会的潜力去的。鲍曼不大了解,不过帕斯卡尔貌似在大学还是很有统治力的。我猜这支勇士到了NCAA或许是头号种子,但我觉得他们不可能保持不败。

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